Friday, September 12, 2008

Gulf of Oil




The Gulf of Mexico is being pounded by storms sent from Poseidon. Or so it seems. 200,000 people have fled the coast and the surrounding region. They are being told to evacuate or they will die. If the gulf becomes uninhabitable and this storm leaves behind a wasteland, this will open up territory for the Republican mantra to "drill baby drill". The residents are being told to flee not for their safety, they are being evicted so the Oil companies can move in and turn the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of Oil. If they stay they will be destroyed, either way the land is being set up for a machine larger than any industrial boom this nation has ever seen. Texas and the Gulf will become a wasteland for the greedy. They will pump the soul of the Earth out onto the surface and burn her until her lungs are scorched and her will is broken.

The earth is striking back by sending her vortex of dragon bombs that will flush the toilet of the earth. Sadly she is preparing her bowl for a full on mosquito fest, pumping the blood of our mother so that the war machine can continue.




Reference:
CNN.

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